Guest Post: Dragon throwsup baby on pillow

by Samath Oun

Returning home 2

don't want to rock the boat too much for my inaugural post. so i just made a few minor "updates" to the previous post. see if you can spot the differences! happy mother's day, right?

Returning home

all roads lead home.

Young'uns Underfoot

Dunno about everyone else, but this would be fairly unexpected for me.

springtime

spring is when newborn babies erupt from the ground. on fire.

Under Siege 3: Smell of Fear

No joke, just Steven Seagal thinkin' 'bout kickin' ass. Oh, and being a douche. I guess that is the joke.

Michael Dudikoff is... the American Ninja

not to be confused with the chump in American Ninja III and V

Because tight pants and doing the splits never goes out of style

Durn right it don't.

Of course, it's debatable as to whether or not JCVD was ever really a "martial artist" at all, but I think we can certainly agree on "washed-up."

The meanest, prettiest, baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town

been super busy... haven't been able to keep up. in return i post this from a relatively obscure old flick. it is awesome. the flick that is. me too

New Theme: Washed-up Martial Artists

Kinda thought this one worked better as a comic strip:

Experimenting with new styles.... always difficult to figure out.

Ghost Rider

Sorry... it .... it had to be done.

Better, Hubes?

Bad on both counts.

Breaking Point

Inspired by Hot Fuzz:

A bit of background for those who haven't seen Hot Fuzz or Point Break: that there on the left is Keanu Reeves, shooting a gun up into the air because he basically loves Patrick Swayze. That's all the background you get. See the movie. See both movies, actually.

BEEEEEEEEEEEES

This one's a mess, but I still kinda like it.

There's Alien vs. Predator and Freddy vs. Jason, but even better would be this: Alien vs. Jason vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Candyman. And you know why Candyman would win? Bees. That's why.

escape

call me snake... i mean plissken... errr i mean snake...